Rachel Needs...

This is what I typed into google: "Rachel Needs". And here we have my list of needs... it is pretty random.

-Rachel needs your prayers!!!!!!!
-Rachel needs £5000.
-Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision.
-Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
-Rachel needs to be responsible for her own behavior.
-Rachel needs to stop being so loud.
-Rachel needs time to chill out.
-Rachel needs no signs to unite with Yaacov, nor do we, in order to "unite" with haShem.
-Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends -- and whether one of them might be the next victim.
-Rachel needs Byron to take a nap, but it looks like it's not going to happen!!!!!!


Mandee said...


Mandee said...

I really meant what I said. That is so funny. After I published my comment, it "sounded" sarcastic to me. I especially liked the part about the transvestite hookers.

kira said...

That is pretty great. Especially the nap part. Isn't that the best way to throw us off our groove -- a kid that won't nap.